Protect Your Nuts Socks Dogs just like they are in

just like they are in your actual life

and just enough judgment)

plus stripes and stars in white

and cuff stripes say it plainly: “You Can’t Scare Me I’m a Teacher

Protect Your Nuts Socks Dogs just like they are inSome wear their hearts on their sleeves. You? You wear a squirrel on your ankle. These cozy gray socks feature a brown toed, big eyed cartoon squirrel doing exactly what you'd expect stashing an acorn and eyeing the world with deep suspicion. The bold text reads Protect Your Nuts, which is part life advice, part squirrel manifesto, and entirely relatable. It doesnt matter if you're fending off chaos, guarding your snacks, or just trying to make it