Eating Salad Drunk: Haikus for the Burnout Age birthday Are you tired of hearing

Are you tired of hearing ’Mercury must be in retrograde’ every time the slightest thing goes wrong

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for the first time

For over a decade

Eating Salad Drunk: Haikus for the Burnout Age birthday Are you tired of hearingokes and haikus have a common goal: to pack the greatest punch in the most succinct way possible. In Eating Salad Drunk, today's biggest names in comedy come together to do just that, with hilarious, poignant, and (sometimes) dirty haikus about living and coping in our modern burnout age. Contributors include Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Ian Black, Aubrey Plaza, Margaret Cho, Maria Bamford, Ray Romano, Aparna Nancherla, Ziwe Fumudoh, Chris Gethard, Sasheer